Fake Marilyn Monroe Quotes

wise words from a wise woman who is neither wise nor the original sayer of these words (or any others).

Men are like pantyhose. Either they run, they cling, or they don’t fit right in the crotch.

—Marilyn Monroe

A man is only a good lover when he has a wife back at home who’s putting a pot roast in the oven and a diamond ring back in the bureau.

—Marilyn Monroe

A real man doesn’t question a woman who speaks her truth. A real man accepts this truth as hers and as his own. This is the true power of passion.

—Marilyn Monroe